tl;dv

A) "Too long; didn't view", meaning a video, meeting recording, or any video that is very lengthy, and whoever used the phrase didn't even view it for that reason.

B) Also used by as a term for annotated videos that provide chaptermarks within the video to show what's important in the video. YouTube is increasingly implementing this in their Google Indexing, There is even a software company going by the name tl;dv, which helps employees summarize their virtual meetings with chaptermarks.
a)

Girl A: Did you watch that YouTube clip I shared with you last week?

Guy B: No, tl;dv.

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Employee A: Since you couldn't attend that meeting, did you at least catch-up with the recording of the meeting?
Employee B: 'Hey sorry, tl;dv'

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DV/DA

1.Stands for Double Vagnial, Double Anal. It is act of cramming two wieners in the puss and two wieners in the butt. Requires four guys who don't mind sharing, along with a willing subject.Seemingly impossible, but will someday be proven. (I hope)

2. A band created by the creators of South Park

1.I someday hope to prove the existence of DV/DA with corey's mom.

2. I've never heard DV/DA's music, but I like the name.

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DV/DT

One of the most powerful forces, this is a formular for acceleration. it makes everything go faster. it literally makes my world go round.

Also its the feeling of being in love, the spinning, rushing happiness

Love makes the world go round,
DV/DT makes it spin

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tw dv

Trigger Warning; Domestic Violence

Used on posts to warn of a specific type of situation or trigger.

TW DV Just want everyone to know that you don't have to stay in a situation where domestic violence is the norm.

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td;dv

Too douchey, didn't view.

Girl 1: Did you check out so-and-so's Facebook profile?
Girl 2: TD;DV

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TS; DV

Too stupid, didn't validate.

A response to a long rambling overreacting post made on the forums, like a long post of the paranoid tinfoil hat variety that applies sinister motivations and unfair practices to a company or administration and offers the poster's opinion or flimsy anecdote or even unrelated stuff thrown in as evidence without facts to back it up.

An forum acronym coined by a player named Adrus on the World of Warcraft forums.

A new change is announced.

Poster: blah blah blah greedy blah just wants money blah never listens to customers blah blah slippery slope blah blah blah ripping people off blah blah ignored me blah blah straw man blah blah violating privacy blah blah blah ruining blah blah it's all about money blah they're screwing us over

2nd Forum Poster: TS; DV

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dvs-matt

A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.

See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.

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