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Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.
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When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.
Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.
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Something spicy, fun, and dangerous, as per Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers
Tina: Well, I want people to think I'm spicy and fun and dangerous.
Gene: Like a bullet made of chorizo?
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The act of jackhammering copious amounts of chorizo into ones anus with a dick. Any dick will do.
Hey did you hear what happened to Jordan? Dude... He got all drunk with Scott the other night and ended up getting the chorizo butt plug! He said it hurt like shit and it was super messy!
Gross, whats that?
Look it up bro!
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When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf
Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!
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A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with chorizo
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"
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A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.
For the female version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."