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A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
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Saying 1 2 fuck out loud fast makes it sound like, "want to fuck"
Originally a joke made by Lauren Courtney of Ohio.
one 1 two 2 fuck 1 2 fuck joke ohio
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34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.
34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.
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A game NOA is too lazy to release...
It's basically Earthbound 0 and Earthbound put together in a GBA cart.
Oh, Nintendo, when is Mother 1+2 coming out?
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half ounce of bud/weed/pot
shit man that 1/2 O was dank as hell
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Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."
A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".
This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.
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