1 + 1

If the era of the dinosaurs isn't justified, why should this equation be?

Your Teacher: "Because it's math you idiot! 1 + 1 isn't rocket science!"
My Teacher: "?"
Nice Teacher: "Nice try! I'll help you later!"
Best Teacher: "....."

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1+1

Its a very simple math problem, but yet its freaking hard at three in the morning without coffee.

hey, whats 1+1 ? me? I have no idea what it is

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+1

1.) A post in a forum/message board that indicates the person agrees with a previous or quoted reply to a thread.

2.) Shorthand for "My thoughts exactly" or "me too".

Joe posts: "Urbandictionary.com is a great site for learning forum speak."

Floe responds: "+1"

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:-1

Used to represent a sly grin or a smirk in an Instant Message or SMS conversation.

DeliciisB4b3: Ur sooo hottt omg
HottguyF00tb4ll: I no, rght? :-1

!!!!1

When you are so excited or so angry that you lift your hand off the shift key to early and accidentally put a "1" at the end of your numerous exclamation marks.

Mother: GET HOME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Child: Ugh okay!

Jenny: I cant wait to finally have sex with him!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Dan: Um I am you ex why are you telling me this?

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+1

As a telephone number, +1 represents the North American Numbering Plan - which covers much of the English-speaking Caribbean as well as Canada, the US and its possessions. It's much like the "+1" concept in event invitations - you want to invite Canada, but they won't come unless you let them bring their loud, obnoxious neighbor as a "+1".

Life was so much simpler before the phone companies found computers. Instead of singing "PEnnsylvania 6-5000" all of the musicians stand up and call out "+1-212-736-5000" now? Where's the tradition in that?

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!1

Common typo among people who like to insert many exclamation points to the end of a sentence, caused by accidentally releasing the Shift key before the 1 key, and sending the message without previewing it to realize the typo had been made.

Often used on purpose to make fun of such accidents and the people who make them, or as part of leetspeak.

A similar but less-joked-about occurrence is the tendency to insert backslashes after a string of question marks.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!11111

ARE YOU JOKING????????///

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