Grab/Fuck your best friend day
“ Hey Alissa, It’s February 11. Wanna F*ck?”
National give your phone to your friend day
Rich kid: you have such an old phone
Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run
February 11 is national 'piss off' day.
tell the person you hate most one february 11 to iss off.
person a: "i really dont like leah"
person b: "its national 'piss off' day on february 11, tell her to piss off!"
person a: "okay!!"
it’s national say meh day, the day where say meh is born
“on february 11, it’s say meh day because it’s the day she’s born!”