October 12

You're a bitch! That's it...

"When's your birthday?"
"October 12!"
"You bitch."

8👍 9👎

October 12

Hug your boy best-friend day!

Me: *hugs* It’s October 12, hug your boy best-friend day!
Him: OMG I forgot.!

3👍 2👎

october 12

the day were the dudes with the biggest ducks were born

marsha: how big is your dick
bob: my birthday is october 12
marsh: oh it must be huge

5👍 6👎

October 12

National feel ur crush u like them.

Josiah: hey liyah I wanted to tell you I have crush on you October 12

2👍 2👎

October 12

Tape Alaina to Ceiling Day where you tape a person named Alaina to the ceiling.

You: *approach Alaina with duct tape*

Alaina: What the

You: It’s October 12th

Alaina: Don’t do th-

2👍 2👎

October 12

National fuck your best friends mom day

October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .

1👍 1👎

October 12

Send him n00ds Now NO STALLING

him:hey wanna send n00ds?
her: sure it IS october 12

1👍 5👎