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National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
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Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react
for example
Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you
Steve:your so annoying
That is how u do week 14-18 September
National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!
Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!
Girl #2 : Its September 14.
Girl #1 : So?
Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day
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If you were born on September 14 , u da realest bitchhh😜
: ay were you born on September 14?
: yea , how come?
: you da realest bitchhh evaaaa 😜
A day you shouldn’t celebrate if you were born on that day
Hey where you born on September 14
Yeah,
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September 14 is the day girls have to send nudes to there boyfriends.
Man: Hey babe, it’s September 14th. Send nudes.
Girl: ok😘.
National Troll Ethan day, meaning you can do whatever you want to someone called Ethan and they can't do anything back. You could blow their house up they cant do anything back
Dang, It's september 14 time to time to go say "hello" to Ethan.