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people who are born are this day are usally very pretty and smart. They are pushin p and very cool.
oh shes is sooooooo cool, she must have been born on March 16.
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"Bro did u even use lip balm today"
"Nah,y should I?"
"It's March 16th"
"Ahhh shit"
the day most of us went into quarantine
Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16
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Listen To Muslims Day!!!!
It Might Be a Good Day.
Right?
Christian: I am Not Going To Listen To You.
Muslim: Its March 16.
Christian: ....
Muslim: Ok First Things First.
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The day god decided to make the worst people ever
Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!
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Give your gf a Kiss day. If You don't give your gf a Kiss before 2pm she gets to slap you as hard as she wants on your face.
gf "Hey it's march 16th right?"
bf "Yeah, why?"
gf "What time is it?"
bf "2:01"
gf *slaps across face*