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national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day
on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks
Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."
Emily: "fine pull down your pants"
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!
see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17
The day to worship your emo friends
“Omg you must be born on January 17 you are so emo”
Jennifer:omg it’s January 17th
Zack:wht does tht mean
Jennifer:national talk to ur crush day duhhhh