Itβs national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this
Yo itβs may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick
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if you were born on this day your a dickhead who breaks peoples heart
oooh it may 17 the day dickheads were born on
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Birthday of Minecraft, the best game and also a birthday of Akira. Akira is good.
May 17 BEST is THE BEST
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The day a child named Jack Snyder will make a funny joke
Person 1: Another reason why May 17, 2056 will be your best day ever!
Jack: thatβs not very FORTNITE poggers
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A day that many fear. A day to end all days. Oh, God. I can see it now.
PERSON 1: Hey, what's the date again?
PERSON 2: It's May 17, 2027--
PERSON 2: Oh no.
PERSON 1: The day has come. It will burn.
*both PERSON 1 and PERSON 2 erupt in flame, and die screaming.*
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Bring your stuff animal to school day! Yea you heard me, you better bring that βstuffieβ π₯Ί of yours to school with you.
βOmg itβs May 17, 2022β
βWhatβs so special about thatβ
βItβs bring your stuffie to school day π₯Ίβ
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It will happen. Be aware. They will fly, and burn. They will never.
Person 1: What's going to happen on May 17, 2027?
Person 2: YUFGISODFSLDFG&VBH JDSFOSD^VB
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THE PAIN OH GOD IT BURNS PLEASE *burns to death*
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