December 17th (make out with your love for as long as possible day)
Girl: Hey babe~ it’s December 17th! You know what that means 😏
Boy: Hell yeah! Make out with your lover for as long as possible day!
National and worldwide skip school and go skiing with your closest friend day
It's December 17th! Who even goes to school, go skiing today!!
National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D
“hey! its december 17th soon! you know what that means!”
“its finally Goop Day!”
Ditch day. It is the 2nd ditch day of december.
Everyone ditches school for a second time.
Teacher “Where is everyone”
Student “Its december 17th”
Friend one: Here's a present!!
Friend 2: Dude what's this for
Friend one: It's December 17th!!
Friend two: yeah so its not Christmas yet?
Friend One: Yeah but its Aspen appreciation day!
National kiss your partner day before winter break!
Them: Oh its december 17th.
Me: time for kisses!