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National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!
Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!
Ditch day. It is the 2nd ditch day of december.
Everyone ditches school for a second time.
Teacher “Where is everyone”
Student “Its december 17th”
Friend one: Here's a present!!
Friend 2: Dude what's this for
Friend one: It's December 17th!!
Friend two: yeah so its not Christmas yet?
Friend One: Yeah but its Aspen appreciation day!
National kiss your partner day before winter break!
Them: Oh its december 17th.
Me: time for kisses!
National post your bestfriend day.
Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!
National post your bestfriend day.
Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th National post your bestfriend day.
a day of falling out of love - a day where people are rejected, broken up with, etc.
"i just got broken up with."
"duh tf its december 17th