January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

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January 18

Diego asks Catalina out day!!!

Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss

January 18

Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali

Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify

January 18

January 18: When you are at school

On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈

January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--