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a very, very, very important day for all men.
when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.
However this is only a day for men.
Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks
Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month
Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut
December 1st is national put you Christmas tree up if you haven’t already.
Dude it’s December 1st go put your Christmas tree up.
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NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YA DUDE DAY ~ you send nudes to ya best guy friend. It strengthens friendships across the land.
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: No, what day is it?
Me: It’s December 1st!
You: Oh shit, already? Alright check your inbox ;)
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The most athletic people are born on this day
If you’re born on December 1st your going pro for sure
Jeff: Yo when’s your birthday
James: December 1st
Jeff: Woah your definitely going pro
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