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A girl thats born in May 1st is the baddest bitch you've ever seen, they're very beautiful and they have charm talking to you. If you fall for them, then its worth dating them. So ask!
My crush: who is that? My friend: Thats a may 1st girl. Shes a bad bitch
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Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.
It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!
People who live on the 1st of May are cool, laid-back but are vicious when you get on their bad side. They are powerful and are extremely rare to have them as a friend because they always listen and is always loyal. They are also great at keeping hella secrets and is always keep them until the grave hits. Appreciate them because they always hide their emotions to keep other people at peace or happy.
People who are born on the 1st of May are gangstas because they dem rare breeds for real.
1st of may, the monumental moment when Evelina first shaved her arms.
''Today, 1st of may, is a monumental day, because Evlina got the courage to shave her arms for the first time.''
Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day
May 1st-
Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”
national make ur best friend lose their virginity day
person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why
person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you
May 1st is National Date a Friend day
A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”