National “Hold someones hands holiday”
hey amy it’s november 1st or
national hold someone hands holiday
Today is national shadow demon day!! Today you have to support shadow demons and give them an offering. ♠️
Person 1: Dude you have to give an offering to a shadow demon it’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh really-?!
Azoroth (Random Shadow Demon name): 😈
National give your bae/crush a hug day
Person1: hey can I have a hug?
Person2: no why?
Person1: it’s November 1st
1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass
The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November
Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"
national give a boy your scrunchie day
girl : hey, did u give ur crush ur scrunchie ??
girl 2 : no, why?
girl : ITS NOVEMBER 1ST AKA NATIONAL GIVE A BOY UR SCRUNCHIE DAY !!
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