Random
Source Code
Random
term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.
greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now
34👍 31👎
Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
55👍 51👎
a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
101👍 45👎
Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run
Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches
Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky
The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole
Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick
Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch