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5, obviously.
Teacher: Jimmy, what's 2 plus 2?
Jimmy: 5!
Teacher: Good job.
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Teacher: what's 2+2?
Kid: 4
Teacher: If magic was real it would equal fish.
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Having received two Pfizer or Moderna COVID shots (or one J&J) and passed the two-week waiting period.
"Hey hottie, I'm 2+2!"
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To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.
Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.
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A golf ball about to hit someone.
What's 2+2?
FORE!
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2 1/2 was created by a kid in 2005 at Creekwood Middle School. Many have asked what 2 1/2 is, but the true responce is "Only the special may comprehend the power of
2 1/2." Only the creator can choose who the special is, and the "power of 2 1/2" means 2 1/2 is very powerful.
2 1/2 is the most powerful number, so only a few can even comprehend it.
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