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Bring your blanket to school day
Bro its October 23rd lets bring our blanket to school
National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.
Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus
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The sexiest and nicest people were born on this they are so sweet and soooo hot
Did you know her birthday is on September 23rd she is so hot
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April 23rd is beat the crap out of an asshole guy day. Because all these whiny bitches we call men are making holidays celebrating raping women I propose we make a holiday of beating the living hell out of any guy who rapes or assaults people on their so called holidays.
Ow! Jodi why did you punch me?
Because today is April 23rd, not so great to be touched or hurt without consent huh steve.
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You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)
Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!
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You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.
Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.
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Toast fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast. AKA "toasting"
The chefs at Denny's got to 23rd base with your breakfast.
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