January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

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January 26

A day to honor the people in the helicopter crash including, Kobe Bryant and Gigi🥺😭

“Hey guys” I exclaimed, “it’s January 26!, the day to honor the people who died in the helicopter crash!”

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January 26

If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.

Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26

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January 26

A day when a legend died. This is the day we honor Kobe Bryant. ❤️❤️

Friend: yo it’s January 26!
You: I know....

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January 26

january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that

Ew her birthday is january 26

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January 26 2007

The worst day to be born, anyone born on this day is an absolute fucking moron
Being born on this day is fucking embarrassing and idiotic

Hey mom what does January 26 2007 mean? Mom ; well it means your a fucking idiot

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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.

hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

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