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An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though
Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.
26 may : Grab ur crush ass day - go and grab ur crush ass today!
may 26 is my favorite one lol lol I’m so sad that I’m so sad for you and I’m so happy for that girl lol I hate that I don’t think so lol lol I just saw this video but it was just me too sad but how do I do
“It is may 26 I love it” Yes that is what it means
National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day
Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦
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If you are born on this day your literally the most talented person of your day and age. Your so rare; one of a kind.
Person A: Whe n is your birthday?
Person B: May 26th
Person: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you!
May 26 is National Free nudes day
Bf: It’s May 26th!
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: It’s national free nudes day
Gf: Okay!
National slap your homies ass day
Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck
Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26
Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*