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November 26 is when a blessing is born, if you know anyone who is born on November 16 keep them. They most likely are loyal, creative, sweet, and caring. They are a blessing in disguise.
Person: Its November 26, my birthday!
Person 2: Happy Birthday your a blessing in disguise!
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slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet
me: hey whats up?
nigel: im gay and i love cock how are you doing?
me: im gonna slap you today because its november 26
nigel: oh noooo
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Birthday of Tina Turner, John Harvard and Charles Schulz. George Washington declared a day of Thanksgiving for adoption of U.S. Constitution in 1789, and King Tut's tomb was opened in Egypt in 1922. Sometimes is Thanksgiving Day.
-Hey Man, guess what?
-What?
-November 26, my birthday is on Thanksgiving this year!
-You're British, you don't even celebrate Thanksgiving!
-Oh. Right. Dang.
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A fucking Legend was born on this day. Come to her and say she is extremely cute. and if you don't do it your mom won't cook you a dinner on this day
"Hi son, it's November 26. did you wish her a happy birthday and said she is cute?"
" no, sorry"
" then leave my fucking house now!!"
Today is the day you can ask out your crush and they can’t say no
Girl:will you be my bf?
Boy:um-
Girl:it’s November 26th!
Boy:SHIT!
Friend:ahh yo remember it’s November 26
Me:let’s go home and watch Jessie
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The day where u get to flick white people's elbow
It came from the tradition of flicking people's ears but that hurt to much
White man: uh oh it's November 26
Racial minorities: coming for your elbows bitch
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