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October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.
Oh today October 27th, I simply can’t wait to punch Ryan in the dick.
october 27th is a day for you to announce to that special person that you have feelings for them. This is the once chance you got to tell them so go get em.
*danny* is october 27th bro you gotta tell her you like her man
*gabby* idk what happens if she doesn’t like me?
*danny* doesn’t matter this is your only chance bro
*gabby*alright i’ll tell her, wish me luck
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jacklyn, the funniest an most beautiful girl in the world birthday
fred- “omg it’s october 27th”
brad- “yes! it’s jacklyns birthday”
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The stupidest people to ever live are born on this day
“Oh that fucking he’s born on October 27th”
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National Show your Titties Day
No caption needed. Guys you know what to do.
“Hey you know what day it is right?”
Sally - “It’s October 27th”
“Damn right show me your titties bitch!”
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National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs
Oh and also just beat up gingers
Tom: hey useless fuck!
Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*
Ronald: at least I’m safe
Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*
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You: hey I like you
Crush: uhhh
Hey it’s October 27th national tell your crush you like them day!!!
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