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National cry yourself to sleep day!!!
Oh boy, its october 28, can't wait to cry myself to sleep!!!
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Fine ass motherfuckers,capricorn,hard workers
December 28th is the best birthday to have
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The day the most beautiful person was born 😔 And that beautiful person deserves all the love on this world and no heartbreaks over a stupid boy who is dum asfff
its December 28 so that means....happy birthday you beautiful queen <3
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a very rare day where people are born, u can only find people who are kind, funny and gorgeousborn on this day, they are always very smart and caring, it doesn't matter what, a person born on this day will stick with u through thick n thin, they are always unique nd special in their own way.
A: jheez who's that
B: idk, buh she looks like she was born on november 28
A: probably, look at the way she laughs
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If you’re born on this day, congratulations you are truly the biggest fucking G that roams the earth. Not a Kyle or Karen could withstand your supreme awesomeness. Oh your friend told you their birthday is better? Wrong. Hopefully they don’t ever break their back because they are too fucking stupid to be Stephen Hawking. Everyone knows that February is and will always be the best birthday.
Oh you were accepted into Harvard? Well I was born on February 28th so suck my dick.
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November 28th is national slap someone with a piece of cement day. Grab a piece of cement and slap someone right in the face!
Martha: hey! I just remembered its November 28th! Oh I'm gonna get that Karen!!
*Martha picks up cemement*
Karen: NOOOOOOO
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