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Boy1: Ay bro what’s today?
Boy2: it’s October 31
Boy1: Perfect
ITS HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Go out and get free candy! Dress up if you want, but I’d you don’t want to you don’t have too! Just get off your ass for 2 hours and get some free candy cause it’s fucking Halloween! And you get to dress Kline a hooker for a whole day!
Dumbfuck : it’s October 31st, you know what that means
Dumbwhore : it’s Halloween bitches, we can dress like slut for the day! Hell yeah!
Get candy from your crush day.
Girl: Are you going to give candy to me?
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: Because its October 31 national get candy from your crush day
Boy: *in shock*
National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)
Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”
Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️
In October 31st you can have sex,kiss/make out with anyone you want
Ohh it’s October 31st time to have sex with Logan.
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The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him
Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We give all the people that were born on this day a piece of candy
“Your birthday’s October 31”
“Yeah
“Here’s some candy”
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