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Ask someone for their hoodie day !
Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”
Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!
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This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/
Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.
tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!
May 5 is throw your small friend day!
"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"
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May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born
Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”
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National Hump Day and Slap ass day
Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
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the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship
yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!