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Bang the f*ck out your Girlfriend day
GF: what you doing today
BF: Well certainly bang the f*ck out of you. Because it’s November 6
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November 6th is world-widely renowned as build your own dildo day first invented by a user on urban dictionary for those females who are deprived in the month of November due to No Nut November having started, the ladies needing something to keep themselves stimulated throughout this male seamen drought created this day.
girl 1: Oh gurl it’s November 6th
girl 2: what’s that supposed to mean?
girl1: it’s build your own dildo day today since you can’t get your rock on cause of No Nut November?
girl 2: OMG that’s a great idea, i don’t need a guy to get my groove on!
girl 1: you go girl
girl 1 and 2 in sync: WOOOOO LETS GO BUILD OUR OWN DILDOS!
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Person “ I’m pregnant”
Friend “ who’s the dad”
Person “ it’s November 6 national tell everyone your pregnant day”
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Get the person you love most (girlfriend/boyfriend). Take them home. As you walk the person home hold their hand. Then when you reach the person's home or half way there, you kiss.
Guy: Hey babe it's November 6. Girl: Ok, I've been looking forward to this.
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Hug your crush/bf/gf for a long time
Boy: *Hugs girl for 10 secs*
Girl: why did u hug me for so long
Boy: Its November 6th duhh