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January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


January 6

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

β€œi shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


january 6

National Furries Day!

rahaf: it’s january 6 u kno wut it means right? new fursuits!

by big000t January 24, 2022

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


January 6

The day you can complain all you want to your friends and if they say stop complaining, then they have to get you ice cream

Person 1: Ugh I HATE school. it just SUCKS
Person 2: Suck it up, and quit being such a baby-
Person 1: No its January 6, so now you have to get me ice cream. My favorite flavor is chocolate

by Thisistheonlytimewewillmeet January 6, 2021

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


january 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and a complete power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

β€œBaley was born on January 6.”

β€œ... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

7πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


January 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

β€œDude. Baley was born on January 6.”

β€œ... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

5πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


January 6

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž