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guys have to do whatever girls tell them to and they cant refuse
girl- hey go yell that you are an idiot
guy- why would i do that
girl- cause i said so and its February 6th so u have to listen to me
guy- oh ok fine
National take off all your clothes and confess to your crush day
*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*
February 6th is National Grab Your Boyfriend's Ass Day, so when its February 6th, grab your boyfriend's ass!
S/o 1: Do you know what day it is?
S/o 2: February 6th why?
S/o 1: Its National Grab Your Boyfriend's ass day so come here!
National bring your daughter to dollar tree day!
Have you brought your daughter to dollar tree yet, It's February 6th!