Friend 1: Today is MY day.
Friend 2: No, today is July 6th, Kortney Parker's day.
National Girls Day! This day is dedicated to those girls who need a night out with the girls!!
Girl 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl 2: I’m busy today sorry.
Girl 1: It’s July 6th!! You have to! It’s National Girls Day!
Girl 2: Oh in that case! I’m free right now and can have a girls night.
The day someone whos name starts with g has to kiss someone whos name starts with L
*G kisses L*
L: why'd you do that?
G: Because it's July 6th!