Although like 69, it primarily focuses on pleasuring each other's poop-shooter.
Take a shit and then a shower, we're 96'in tonight bitch!
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Man: Hey wife how about we 69 today.
Wife: No John i want a 96.
Man: What is a 96?
Wife: A divorce?
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When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.
Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.
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person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
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96 is similar to the 69 however, the woman will be in a Crab position instead of lying normaly.
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A 69 for older partners when they dont even look at each other in bed.
Tim: "Dude i just walked into my grandparents bedroom. It looks like they really hate each other."
Bob: "I saw that on urban dictionary. Its called a 96!"
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the male lies down on his back and the woman sits on his face, leans back, and gives oral sex while having her butt hole eaten out
Perrin: Hey Chloe, wana 96?
Chloe: Sure, i love my ass being eaten out!
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