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The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born
Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!
national make out with your friend nick day, if you have a friend name nick give the b#tch a smooch
bob: hey homie *kiss*
Nick: nice
bob: happy January 9th
People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko