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american writer (active 50s-80s) who wrote fiction and essays about racism, sex and culture
hey, i read that james baldwin book
Some "girl" who's obsessed with Selena Gomez and using Bieber's surname to get famous
Hailey Baldwin is so obsessed with Justin Bieber and claims she's married with him without any marriage lisence
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A dude who's made a contract marriage for being famous
justin bieber and hailey baldwin's marriage as fake as hailey's duck lips
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Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.
"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."
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The bag worn by city carriage horses to catch their poop before it hits the pavement. Named after actor Alec Baldwin who went on a crusade to have the horse-drawn carriages banned.
Make sure the baldwin bag is replaced after it is full of (expitive omitted).
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When a man knocks up his wife after he's had a vasectomy.
He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
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Billy Baldwins are a reference to shaven men's testicles. I one day overheard my roommate talking on his cell phone and he said something to the effect of "oh, you mean the Bald one's?.." Then it clicked! Your shaved testicle's should be called 'Billy Baldwin's' or even if they are not shaven you could call them your 'Baldwin's'
So there I was, slamming my girlfriend from behind, my Billy Baldwins smacking up and down againist her clit like a Backboard at Basketball Camp.
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