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Little boy with a tiny penis who also likes to dress up as a sailor.....
Your mum likes to jerk off Ewan !
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Saying 'yes' to going out with someone due to peer pressure or not wanting to let them the other person down. And then dumping them after a short period of time going out with them, such as, an hour.
"Will you go out with me?"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."
"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"
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Ewan
The literal cutest guy alive, very gay (the big gay). The best guy to be with, gives you very strong feelings towards him and once they are there you can't lose them, like at all. No matter what you try. He would make you feel ontop of the world and as if you were the only person alive. Speaking to a Ewan is the best feeling in the world, and you would want to continue doing so.
If you know a Ewan, you are the luckiest person alive.
If you are with a Ewan, you are even luckier.
Guy 1: "Oh my God, it's Ewan!"
Guy 2: "It's so unlucky he's with that other guy, I've not got a chance."
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Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood
ewan the man with the small cock
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Ewan is a very weak person and will cry at just about anything, unfortunately he is also a furry.
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Ewan is as stubborn as a mule. If you revenge killing him in a game he will block you on everything he can. He gets so gassed when he does better than you but is still an ok friend after all that
Are you ok? No Ewan has me in a headlock
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