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a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.
Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles
Slang: Haemorrhoids.
Evloved from the 'Mockney' slang phrase Rockfords.
Derived itself from the title of the popular 70's TV Show 'The Rockford Files' (rhym: Piles)- where James 'Jimmy' Garner played the lead role.
Blimey, last night's chicken vindaloo and 8 pints have just passed through my rusty sherrif's badge and played havoc with me Jimmy Garners, someone pass me the OidGone
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A hot girl who is a great actor. She is so sexy.
Whoa dude that's the hottest girl I've seen.
Yeah its Jennifer Garener!
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Grant is a person who has a monster head, and likes to have his salad tossed by gay people at ranches. He also likes to get little kids to tickle his feet for the insulin they need to live.
"Grant, NOW may i have my insulin?" Grant says: "shut up and tickle my feet god damnit, u want ur supper? do it extra good for desert!" (desert being more feet tickling)
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The most popular girl on Earth. She's loved by every guy, and has the prettiest hair known to man. Very popular, and makes friends easily. But she can also make enemies fast by stealing boyfriends..
Man, she's such a tatum garner!
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Kelli Brianne Garner (born April 11, 1984) is an American actress. Not very famous but is working her way up. She was born in Bakersfield, grew up in Thousand Oaks, and currently resides in Calabasas, California. She began her career when she was discovered at a friends Bar Mitzvah, and made her film debut at age 16 in director Mike Mills's short Architecture of Reassurance (1999), a Sundance Film Festival entry. Her performance captured the attention of director Larry Clark (Kids (1995)), who cast her in her first feature film, in the role of the drug-addicted teen, Heather Swallers, in the controversial docudrama Bully (2001), establishing Kelli as a fiery young talent. After sharpening her teeth on television and independent films, the edgy young actress earned a part as the 1940's Hollywood ingénue (opposite Leonardo DiCaprio) in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator (2004) making her Moviefone's Rising Star. Soon after, she reunited with Mike Mills in his 2005 Sundance Film Festival hit Thumbsucker (2005), and proved her ability to shine in comedy, and handle her first leading role, starring opposite Tommy Lee Jones in Man of the House (2005/I). Kelli just recently received rave reviews in New York for her Off-Broadway performance in "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead". In her spare time, she enjoys playing the guitar and writing songs. With her multi-talents, winning smile, and on screen charm, Kelli is most definitely a breakout star waiting to happen. She is also keeping a very modest attidude when it comes to being famous, as stated in this quote she said "Hollywood can be an ugly place, and it can do ugly things to you. I want to avoid that side of it as much as possible, and I also want to do so much more with my life than just act. Like travel, read books, open my own bakery".
Kelli Garner, An Amazing Aspiring Actress
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Jesus Christ Jennifer Garner is hot I want to spank that ass of hers and bend her over when she's wearing a tight black dress and slide my dick into her pussy and fuck her brains out as she moans and sweats.
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