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Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'
Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...
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Step-grandad
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!
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Tribe leader
Grandsons a noob but going to war in Afghanistan
Creakys grandad is a tribe leader in nigeria
1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
Cool kid: Hi i heard you mum is hot
Gay kid: So is yer grandad
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old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....
my grandmar loves grandads spunk...
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Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.
For example.
Friend: "ur granny tranny"
Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"
Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*
Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
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The So Called Inventor Of The Word Lol, And Many Insults Known To The Internet Generation.
Most Persons: Omg That's So Funny LOL!!
James: Hey, James Grandad Made That Word! Wait Thats My Grandad!
Most Persons: ...
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