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When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.
-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now
-really? me too!
-awesome! i'll go get the gloves
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When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time
A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie
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A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.
He constantly talks in third person.
He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.
Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."
— Quote from Herbert Moon
Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.
Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:
Being robbed
Threatened at knife/gunpoint
While burning to death
After catching you cheating at poker.
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A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.
Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy
The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.
Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....
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A man who loves boys *in sexual way*
Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU
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The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.
Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?
Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.
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