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1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.
When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.
example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.
Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend
"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."
the most delicious beverage in existance.
Last night at ArtBeats, I had some raspberry hot chocolate, and I totally had a flavorgasm!
The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)
Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!
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