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the hurst school

a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them

“are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
fuck no?-“

by urmum4638373828282836282827637 February 5, 2022


Dan Hurst

professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.

I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST

by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021


Abby Hurst

That one person who you can always depend on. She has a knack for making you feel loved and cared for. She has a true servants heart. She's loves to be around people as much as possible. She's a talker and really god at it too. She is very supportive and the best friend anyone could have.

Jack: Wow she's a real Abby Hurst for doing all this.
Hundley: Yeah a real one.

by Jmoney111111 November 23, 2021


anal hurst

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.

I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Demarius March 13, 2007

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anal hurst

The act of insert the penis and both testes in to the recipients anus be it man or woman

I scored the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Therons April 4, 2007

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Taylor Hurst

A name that can be replaced with the ultimate bro. He is the biggest brochiller on the face of the earth known for his voluptuous dunks and incredible three point jumpers. One man reportedly said that he jumped 3 miles away from the basket and still dunked in one jump. He's not black. His flow is outlandish. I think he has brown eyes and brown hair. He's really tall.

Look at this guy fakin' suhn. Goin' around tryna be sum Taylor Hurst or sum'n.

by i'm not taylor hurst February 2, 2010

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geoff hurst

Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.

Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.

by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

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