When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.
Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) Thatβs offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as βthat humble outstanding type.β
Person 2). Thatβs some Kavanaugh bullshit.
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to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.
The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.
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Whining like an entitled, spoiled brat.
Stop Kavanaughing and eat your dinner.
Kavanaughing isnβt going to get you that promotion. If you donβt stop Kavanaughing , youβre going to your room.
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To redefine a sexual term as something innocent, to avoid scrutiny or prosecution. Bonus points if the innocent thing does not actually exist.
"I enjoyed choking down that Santorum - you know, the red bubbly wine from Napa"
"Nice Kavanaugh there, bro."
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He was well-educated, but his kavanaugh kept him from being selected for the bench.
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Verb. Lying when you know youβve been caught.
Stop trying to Kavanaugh your way out of this situation.
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To make up nonsensical explanations for sexual phrases that everyone already knows the definition to.
That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!
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