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When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
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When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.
Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
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What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.
There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.
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In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
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The effect that occurs when a fart is so nasty that it leaves a haze in the air. It can also leave a horrible taste in one's mouth, should they be breathing through the mouth when they walk into the stink mirage.
"Man, I walked right into that stink mirage! Dude needs to stop eating that nasty protein powder."
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The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.
Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.
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The smokescreen sham marriage that gay politicians or clergy indudge in to hide their true selves (as opposed to gay marriage).
Have you seen that dude our state senator is married to? What a loser and anyway I thought she was a lesbian? Don't be fooled man it's just a gay mirage.
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