sailing

The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.

"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."

Or

"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."

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sailing

a sport dominated by the whites for over 100 years. it was stolen from the black man as a result of slavery

sailing is bad

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Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

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Sailing

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

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Sail

When the canon ships your one true pairing (OPT).

Ex 1: "Yes! Finally! They got together! SAIL!" *wheezes*
Ex 2: "They're so cute together! I hope they sail."

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sailing

The stupidest of stupidest sports on earth. Where nothing but snobby assholes take part in. Where they park there beautiful European cars at the marina parking lot and then go sailing.

Com'n Norbert! Let's go Sailing!

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yard sailing

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

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