The best name in the history of the earth. Its unbeatable. People with this name are just simply better than others. They are utterly superior. The world should be full of Temletons End of discussion.
Rando 1: “See that cool guy over there?”
Rando 2: “Oh yeah he’s dope man!”
Rando 1: “Yea! His names Templeton”
Rando 2: “No surprise there mate”
The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females
I want to make love with Smith templeton
When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny
I really want to Ed-templeton you
After the rat in Charlotte's Web, it's a person who is a jerk, but will do good for their own selfish purposes
1: Did you see that guy over there helping with the can drive?
2: Yeah
1: He's only doing it to get extra credit
2: He's such a templeton