After the rat in Charlotte's Web, it's a person who is a jerk, but will do good for their own selfish purposes
1: Did you see that guy over there helping with the can drive?
2: Yeah
1: He's only doing it to get extra credit
2: He's such a templeton
biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.
Fran wants Archie Templeton's cock
a super awesome person who is irresistible