Bag of dicks

An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.

Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!

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A Bag of Dicks

Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.

OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!

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Bag of Dicks

Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.

You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

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Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

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Bag of dicks

noun/adjective

Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.

Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.

"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"

"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"

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Bag of Dicks

Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:

The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.

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eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

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