Fudge

Very tasty chocolate like treat.

That stuff that comes out of your butt tastes absolutely NOTHING like fudge!

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fudge

A last minute substitute word. It is used most commonly when one catches ones self about to drop an f bomb within ear shot of small children. The "fu" sound of this word is generally drawn out as this is the initial period in which the realization of the mistake is made. People with slower reflexes will sometimes utter a similar word: "fuck-udge..."

1. Little kid: "Can you read me a story?"

Randy: "Sure." Grabs book "Once upon a time.... aw fuuu...udge, i just got a paper cut..."

2. Parent: "This is my kid, Brady."

Tim: Notices that small child has a swastika tattoo "what the fuck-udge...."

Parent: "What was that?"

Tim: "Fudge... i said fudge..."

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fudge

(n.) a first-year law firm attorney who does bankruptcy work at the bidding of any associate who demands it at any hour

Yo why are you still here stapling some 2nd-years documents for him, you acting like a fudge.

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Fudge

What lame 11 year olds say instead of fuck, it is used when your mad, but in polite company such as the pope.

fudge! I have a brain tumor and have three weeks left to live!

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fudge

what you say when you know you are totally screwed.

Ehhh, fudge, you mean its seriously due tomorrow?

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fudging

This happens during the course of anal sex, the reciever takes a dump on the giver's penis while it is inserted into his anus.

"dude you're dad is so gay i saw him fudging the coach."

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Fudging

Means being a cunt or a harsh person.

"What's up?"

"James is fudging!"

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