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For simps who are scared of everything. People who wear masks live in their parents basement and like to suck their dads left tit.
Oh your a mask? I’m guessing you are a loser
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Using any clear eye solution most of the time Visine to cover that your eyes are ripped from all the bud you smoked. The person or people you are with will not know your high when you have your mask on.
Me: I'm hungry, lets go eat at the cafeteria.
Dave: We can't go to the cafeteria our eyes are done!
Jordan: Don't worry I brought my mask with me, We're straight.
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It's an object you wear to protect you from thot bitches
I wear a mask because I'm hawt and sexy *uwu moment intensifies*
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Something that you should wear during coronavirus but like almost nobody does anyway.
JUST WEAR THE FRICKING MASK! What's better, a minor inconvenience for an hour or a major inconvenience of being on a ventilator for a week?
Karen: I DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Bob: Yeah, if you wanna potentially die and kill others with covid...
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Making out with your quarantine mask on.
When you're drunk as fuck and begin masking with the hottie at the bar.
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There are businesses big enough to thrive without customers that dont wear masks. There are also national chains that have suffered during the pandemic from all the lost customers. Most businesses have as much need of their customers spending as their customers have need of the goods and services the company/business provides. The idea is the king/queen has as much (or as little) need of his/her subjects as they have of their king/queen, and the king/queen/Pope was never the only one with the power to cut heads off, even if it's mostly the king/queen/Pope giving out all the orders.
The king/queen/Pope can live by his/her own mask policy, and everybody else can live by their own policy.
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people who have an acute sense of how the world really is, instead of how society wants them to think it is. masks wear clothes most people wear, so the douchebags at school dont bother them. they do express their real feelings through art and music (listening to music). they DO have friends. most masks have had a lot of pain done to them. they dont like getting into fights. they are great companions whether it be friends or boyfriend/girlfriend, as they will always listen to and understand your problems.
Person1: dude i just saw that white-clothes guy reading a cursing book.
Person2: masks are like that i guess
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