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DINK

Another colorful slang term for penis

Shut your face, or I'm going to kick you square in the DINK

by AT August 4, 2003

575๐Ÿ‘ 455๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dink

1) noun. A penis; a phallus; the male sexual organ. Used informally, often talking with children, more slangy than clinical, implying familiarity with less vulgarity than "cock." A more dignified reference than "pecker" or "dick."

2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.

3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.

1a) Slow down, boy, don't get your dink in a knot!
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.

2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.

3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.

by Fatlips February 15, 2020

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


DINK

Acronym for Dual Income No Kids

Lucky bastard is a DINK

by RagePrblm July 22, 2003

707๐Ÿ‘ 604๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dink-dink

Bowel movement; feces

"I have to take a lil' dink-dink."

"My dink-dink went plink-plink."

by kate March 4, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dink

Commonly used word for a man who acts like an "ass," "jerk" or other synonym in public - It is not uncommon to experience an exorbitant amount of anger towards these individuals... especially if you encounter them in your daily life.

These individuals typically have few friends and are typically not surprised to be called such names.

"Did you see that guy! He almost hit my car... what a dink!"

"I hate that man... he is such a dink"

"dink..."

by tjmoney February 4, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dink

a fucking loser

that nigga is a dink

by dink ass niggas July 7, 2018

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Dink

Insult used by bad place Janets

Michael: Bad Janet could you give me a glass of water?

Bad Janet: Fork of you fat dink

by defalt609 April 10, 2022

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