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#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."
#2- " Havimg a small carrot."
" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"
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a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.
stumpy is short because she has no feet
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When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.
Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class
A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
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To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.
the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"
It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.
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