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School in Guildford. Hated by all other schools in surrounding area. They haven't realised yet.
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A school in Guildford, England. It has a number of buildings, and many of them are haunted. Pikey's also run around the school. The majority of the students are confused and overworked. The 6th formers run around and have fun. The teachers small. Every now any then, something funny happens, and then everything continues as it was.
"What school do you go to?"
"George Abbot."
"Oh right."
"Why?"
"Just asking."
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Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.
Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole
a fat person. can be male or female, based on the spoof of popular childrens tv character, fat albert, Fat Abbot made his apearance on south park.
fuckin hell she is so fat. what a goddam fat abbot
Ur momma's a fat abbot
fat abbot u need a diet!
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Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.
Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.
When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,
side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
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An amzing jaw dropping woman that makes time stop in the most amazing ways
Kiley christine abbot is the most amazing person ever made
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When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.
Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now