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When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!
Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln
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you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum
that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe
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Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!
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After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
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V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.
Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.
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The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln
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When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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