Accidently

Anal insertion

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.

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Accident

A baby conceived due to a broken/forgotten condom.

Oh god, here comes Loretta and that little accident of hers Billy.

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Accidented

When a vehicle bumps into another object, damage is caused, mainly a dent.

My car was accidented when I backed into the wheelbarrow.

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Accidently

Accidently (a whole coke bottle) - Verb

To accidently something is to insert an object 5 to 6 inches up your rectum. This is commonly used to cause sexual pleasure, as it is also to annoy others.
The most common item to accidently is a coke bottle, yet most things can be used.
Using this term creates interesting prospects.

"I accidently a WHOLE coke bottle!"

"I have something to tell you... I accidently your dildo last night..."
"Accidently what?"
"Your dildo."

"I'm not gay! I just like to accidently!"

More examples at http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

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Accident

Me. Possibly you, the reader.

"I am an accident."

Accident

The act or option of shitting yourself.

"Oops..." said Johnny
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."

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accident

-an unwanted pregnancy.

-an illegitimate child.

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

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